The Cast

Bill Connington - Announcer (Midge Ryan) Writer/director/producer of all this stuff. I wonder what's going on in his head that he writes all of this stuff? Where does it all come from? Do we care? No, just keep it coming, Dude!

Barbara Clark - Midge Ryan (Midge Ryan) Barbara is the epitome of grace and charm, and is nothing like the character of Midge Ryan. (She made us write that.)

Annmarie Benedict - Madge Forthright (Midge Ryan) Annmarie is very well-brought-up, and has no idea how she got involved with any of this. But now she is, and doesn't mind. Much.

Tony Wolf - Buck (Midge Ryan) Tony has a great sense of humor. You need it to act in these scripts. They are comedies. You weren't sure?

Jeff Pagliano - Quigley (Midge Ryan) Jeff likes to stand in front of giant gilded clocks in public squares and have his photo taken. Over and over.

David Wagner - Rock (Midge Ryan) David is a very serious actor who usually does productions of Schiller and Goethe in outdoor theaters in Scandanavia and Eastern Europe. But he agreed to be involved with wackiness because he gets to wear a blue sweater.

Deirdre Broderick - Sound editor/assistant director (Midge Ryan) What'a a beautiful girl like you doing on a comedy site like this?